johnny-depp-touch-me-where-i-pee:
It’s transparent! Drag it!
*cries*
whY :’(
FUCK YOU
(Source: fidesamare)
no matter how ugly you think you are, always remember—Hannibal could probably make an absolutely beautiful dish out of you.
Take a look at how it’s like to be forever alone.
Waking up alone:
Playing games alone:
Dancing alone:
Watching movies alone:
Walking alone:
Eating chicken, alone:
High fiving, alone:
Laughing alone:
At night, alone:
Crying alone:
Sleeping alone:
Conclusion:
(Source: kookoomama)
school doesnt even test your intelligence it tests your memory
it tests my patience
it tests my ability to hold my pee
it tests my ability to keep calm and not slap a bitch
whoa
There are four types of people at school.
First you have your Ravenclaws
then your Hufflepuffs
then your Gryffindors
and lastly, your Slytherins.
realising that we’re almost halfway through the year 2013 and i have literally achieved nothing
can this walking taco not be my fucking legacy?
partybarackisinthehousetonight:
i always feel really uncomfortable when two heavily tattooed people have a baby and the baby comes out blank idk i just expect some tattoos
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Yes hello I have tried out adulthood and I have found it’s not really working out for me is it possible to get a refund
time flies when you’re having fun and by fun i mean sitting at home stuffing your face staring at a computer screen and freaking out over things that aren’t real with strangers you met on the internet
(Source: chibibuizel)
i need medical attention but more importantly just attention
